1 The Got Milk of Condom Ads

So, I had this dream last night with a segment (I just woke up from a moment ago) that would make the perfect "Got Milk of condom ads..." You may be wondering, why would you have the perfect ad for condoms while dreaming? That is just how my mind works :P (Or, they already have telepathic advertising through some form of demented technology...) Regardless, this is how it went, and I'll let you be the judge...

It starts with a guy in a gas station convince aisle (not sure why it matters that it was a gas station like store, lol), and he is all discombobulated and moving around with Saran Wrap out of view underneath the camera angle (this is a crucial part of the story...lol.) He is messing around with green Saran Wrap (this is also crucial, don't ask why it matters that it was green, lol), and as you come to find out, he had just made himself a super hero outfit out of the green Saran Wrap (full with an aerodynamic cape, with the right weight and air flow (this is important as well...)) And he is standing all proud of himself, with the pose of a self-indulgent super hero that has just accomplished something "Great", when, you realize just as he does, that the only area not covered is his...Personal area down below (lol); then it shows a short period of shame (perhaps in slow motion, lol) and has a textual and voice overlay, that goes: Got Protection...

Whew, what a weird idea to pop into my head while dreaming...

Take care,

TAGLINE: Even Superheros need Protection :)